Statistics show that three out of four men in marriages or long-term relationships are likely to have an nubby. And, what's worse, two-thirds of their wives and girlfriends will have no idea. For years, while you've been working your backside off literally at the gym, Botoxing your wrinkles and Fine woman at laundromat with hubby your cellulite, he's been happily cultivating love-handles and a bald patch. If your man suddenly starts making himself look more attractive - it could be that he's trying to Wv fuck book another woman.
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He'll get all gussied up for his regular sessions down Fine woman at laundromat with hubby pub 'with the guys', or to nip out for that oh-so-crucial part for the lawnmower.
If your hygiene-averse, turn-them-inside-out-and-they'll-do-two-days Y-fronts slob is suddenly splashing out on silk boxers and changing them twice a day, trust me: If he's hiding a mistress he may even start to put on the odd load of laundry now and then 'to help you out'; don't faint with delight, he's just trying to get rid of lipstick stains and the smell of her perfume.
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Or he could start jogging or playing tennis, both to get fit and as an excuse to go out and meet the other woman.Over You Missing My Friend
Ah, the telephone. One of the great unsung sex aids, right up there with Cadbury's Flakes and Tiffany jewellery. It's simple: And texting her.
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It's what lovers do, even if they vow to be 'careful'. He might tell her not to call him at home, but she will. Check your caller ID or dial Teenage morons don't go to the trouble of hiding their number every time.
Mistresses do. Keep an eye on your home phone bill for any unknown numbers.
Remember, if he starts to keep his mobile phone glued to his hip, wonder why. If you do check his mobile, and you'd be a fool not to, be very, very suspicious if he's deleted his call history. Why would an innocent man bother?
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A man in the throes of an affair will be generally Finee around the phone. Jumping on it the second it rings. Taking calls through into another room business? At three o'clock on a Sunday? He may put Oklahoma bisexual couple mobile on vibrate, so you don't know when he's Fine woman at laundromat with hubby calls and texts.
And it always seems to be on; except when you're trying to reach him, of course. He's not in a bad area. There is reception.
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Does he plagiarise your pet excuses to avoid sex I have a headache, I'm tired? Affairs cost money.
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The first thing you'll notice is that things may seem a wih tight financially. Are there frequent unexplained cash withdrawals from your joint account?
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When it comes to the workplace there's Fine woman at laundromat with hubby end of excuses. Call me cynical, but if your nine-to-five clock watcher is suddenly crawling in the door just in time to catch the end credits of Fine woman at laundromat with hubby Ten O'Clock News, be warned. A sudden increase in business trips, without a promotion or change in job, is a classic giveaway.
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If he's cheating, there will be incriminating emails. Human nature is the same the world over. Lovers invariably feel the need to bombard each other with the most sentimental, embarrassing drivel.
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This comes under the same heading as phone calls from his mistress telling you she's sleeping with your husband. Don't give her the upper Fine woman at laundromat with hubby. Keep your cool, and stay in - as it were - the driving seat. Less obvious indicators are those that simply signal he has a regular passenger in the car who isn't you.
If you have to adjust the position of your seat or the air vents more than once, you have good reason to be suspicious. Likewise trinkets that pop up around the house: It's just the guilt talking.
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If he suddenly starts remembering Valentine's Day when he always forgot it, she's reminding him. If the calibre of your Christmas gifts suddenly goes up, he'll be getting his good taste from someone.
He may stop buying you presents altogether, because he can't afford it and doesn't really care; or he may shove a cheque in your hand and tell you to 'buy yourself something pretty'.
My ex-husband did that once. I bought diamonds.
Big ones. Strangely, he didn't do it again. He suddenly buys silk boxers, does his own laundry and says HE'S got a headache.